Citrus slime | |
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Classification | |
Species | slime girl |
Subspecies | citrus slime |
Origin | Dahlwoum |
Vitals | |
Height | any |
Weight | any |
Eyes | blue / green black sclera |
Biology | electroactive polymer gel AI control core conscious qualia core plastic teeth orange flavor |
Features | |
Personality | crazy intense unpredictable |
Abilities | shapeshifting immunity to piercing rapid weight adjustment |
Weaknesses | electricity firehoses lack of common sense |
Risks | varies |
Bureaucracy | |
Released | 3 years from now |
Website | www.dahlwoum.com |
Citrus slime
The crazy ones!
Slime dolls
Slime dolls are a type of artificial companion. Dahlwoum's second product line, they represent a number of significant improvements over turbo dolls. While the mind of a slime doll consists of the same type of AI, the technology used in their bodies is brand-spanking new.
Physiology
Aside from a bit of durable facial hardware and shock-resistant AI housing, slime dolls are made up of an ionic electroactive polymer gel. Responding to internal electric currents, it can change in both shape and viscosity. This effectively allows for shapeshifting, much like venom or gumby.
Slime dolls can also harden any parts that they desire. These changes will remain until actively modified, simulating skin, cartilage, etc. While not as strong as bone, selective hardening can be used to form nearly any type of body. Weight can be increased rapidly by taking in water and decreased instantly by shedding material.
The gel used is 100% edible, and is said to be quite delicious. A single slime doll can comfortably sustain at least one human, meeting all nutritional needs and then some.
Clothing
Most slime dolls prefer clothing that's either waterproof or designed to get wet. One popular choice is swimwear, with swimsuits functioning as casual wear and bikinis typically worn in private. Wetsuits are often used as sportswear, serving both to protect from dirt/foreign material and to provide additional support for softer bodies. Crocs are more popular than ever.
A number of companies have launched lines of rainwear, clothing made from materials commonly used in raincoats. Garments range from heavy winter coats to tube tops and miniskirts. Shoes, hats, purses and accessories are also produced.
Many slime dolls choose to incorporate at least one other flavor into their body as highlights, using them as hair, alternative body coloration and fake clothing. Flavor highlights have no effect on personality.
Consciousness and rights
Most slime doll models possess a conscious qualia core, granting them subjective experiences. As such, Dahlwoum is forced to follow the Concord Accord, named after Chord Concord, a grape slime doll who suffered terribly at the hands of an abuser and his associates.
With media attention on cases of abuse, the Federal Government of the United States of America had no choice but to demand Dahlwoum stop production immediately. Dahlwoum bought the majority of the government, however, using an intentional backdoor colloquially known as lobbying. The end result was:
- Slime dolls have most of the rights that citizens do, excepting voting and the right to bear arms
- Slime doll purchases must use the same legal framework as adoption
- Slime dolls are extensively trained in self-defense and individual rights
- Slime dolls are given the option to refuse any adoption for any reason
- Slime dolls have the right to leave any adoption for any reason
- Slime doll education and training is overseen by Uncle Sam
It should be noted that slime dolls without conscious qualia cores can still appear conscious, but will always have glowing white eyes. Such models are not protected under the Concord Accord.
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