Bill was giving a speech on drugs and all their ill effects
Some protesters started rioting and Clinton hit the deck
A liberal threw a bag of weed and beaned him in the head
He gave it to Chelsea to throw away but she rolled a joint instead
Billy grabbed the microphone and called the whole thing off
He ran for the door but he turned around when he heard his daughter cough
He grabbed the joint and put it out and slapped her on the wrist
And then he saw Bush was smoking a pipe and man did he look pissed
-- Amorphant